They have always been here
and always will be
the ditzy vax users
that drive us crazy
with the questions they ask
and the things that they do
I wonder if their brains
could be short on CPU.
Take the sunburned dude
who tries to us hold
and wonders if his password
is changed by the code;
And at "Verification"
he hits some returns
and wonders why the program
so abruptly adjourns.
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Or how about the girls
who get through school smiling
whose programs aren't running
much less compiling
because they hit control-Y
to exit from edit
and wonder why BASPRINT
just can not get it.
And yet to them all
we offer help with a smile
(despite the fact that
it often seems futile)
not because we are good
or (gasp!) even kind
but because we just can't stand
to hear them all whine!
©1987 James (Gary) Geniesse
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